Go Tell Pharaoh

"Do you want to move to Alabama?" Stefanie began.

"The bible belt?" I asked incredulously. "Um... hell no."

"But you could get $50,000!" she offered. "And all you'd have to do is live in a place where they want to abolish all laws save for the ten commandments. And where there are no other Jews but yourself. Come on, what would Moses do?"

"Moses would say 'Hell no!'"

"God should have just been like, 'Moses: go tell Pharaoh to fuck off. Move to Alabama.'"


I'll be honest: there exists no adequate response to this.